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Post by Captain Wolfe on Nov 20, 2006 20:32:18 GMT -5
Alright then, mates. Now that we're all agreed, let's get tha' cabinperson ta read the map! Then we can goes an' finds us Big Dick's treasure!
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Post by Redneck Jack on Nov 21, 2006 16:56:32 GMT -5
As long as we don't jus' find a big thingy.......  |
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Post by von Reinhardt on Nov 21, 2006 18:25:43 GMT -5
Arrrrrr seems the cabinboy/girl is no where to fin' ....... But don't panic gentlemen and Jack, I once knew a girl that had a parrot that used ta belong ta a pyrate from Norway, and this pyrates grandmother knew about a man that knew about a swedish chick, that should be enough fer me to read this here map. Let me see, aye this here map is made in Stokholm, and it's drawn by Olle Olleson, son o' ..... Never min' ....
Let's see, first we have ta move Stokholm down ta the Carribean, turn the map upside down, and as it is a swedish map the x just mark the area where the treasure is, an' by the way, all measurement is made in swedish woodenshoes size 9½ ...... In that case I'll say, the treaure should be 4711 woodenshoes size 9½ ta starboard from the X, and as it's swedish, I'll think that an X is painted where we have ta dig .
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Post by Redneck Jack on Nov 22, 2006 12:01:57 GMT -5
Panama looked at the map carefully and then said "YA SURE THA' BE SWEDISH......YA SURE IT IS........."
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Post by von Reinhardt on Nov 22, 2006 12:29:28 GMT -5
Aye I reconize the way o' writing and the names on it. An' besides, in the left corner there is a Made in Sweden  Now we got ta find some one that's walking around in swedish woodenshoes size 9½. That shouldn't be tu hard ;D |
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Post by Captain Wolfe on Nov 22, 2006 23:05:33 GMT -5
I haven't seen no person in Swedish wooden shoes, but I did see a guy wearin' coconuts on 'is feet down on the beach. Will that do?
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Post by Redneck Jack on Nov 23, 2006 16:33:54 GMT -5
I sawer a bloke with a wooden leg down by the docks how about him?
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Post by von Reinhardt on Nov 23, 2006 18:15:49 GMT -5
Let's just cast o' and see if we can fin' this treasureisland, first.
I'm sure we will fin' a solution later .
Let me see, we put Stokholm here, Reinhardt points in the midle o' no where on the map, and then, he continues, we turn the map upside down, and take the distance from Stokholm ta Tromsö, and divide it with the average hatsize o' a swede, multiply it with the ammount o' penguins in the Caribbean, then gentlemen, and Jack, this is where the treasure is, Reinhardt points at anothe blank spot on the map, looks at Wolf and Jack with a greedy grin " Let's cast o' ! "
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Post by Redneck Jack on Nov 28, 2006 12:40:31 GMT -5
Arr not so fast there me bucko..... Just what is the average hat size of a Swede? Arr we talking abou' one with a pointy head er wha'?? N what kinda hat arr we talking about.........One made out of the butt fur of a Badger? Er one made out of the rectum of a Raccoon? I ain't going anywhere till this imporant matter is sorted out........  |
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Post by Captain Wolfe on Nov 28, 2006 18:12:38 GMT -5
Arrr, cuz we all know tha' Badgers butt fur stands up straigheter than Racoons rectal hairs. Now if'n it be Badger butt then we needs ta set course 7 degrees southwest of the original blank spot VR set fer us...
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Post by von Reinhardt on Nov 28, 2006 18:26:25 GMT -5
Arrrrr the swedes only gots moose and penguins in their strange land .
So I still say it's about here. Reinhardt points on yet anothe blank spot on the map. And I think we should cast o' right away !
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Post by Redneck Jack on Nov 29, 2006 10:19:57 GMT -5
All righ' then we be casting off sounds like ya know where ya be going I fergot about the moose wearing penguins fer hats......
It's all clear now "SHANK cast off the lines.............N make ready to sail........"
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Post by von Reinhardt on Nov 30, 2006 16:17:45 GMT -5
The BLITZ was heading fer open sea, with all sails set, and the tablecloth tu. Reinhardt was standing on the bridge, thinking on Jacks last remark " Mooses wearing penguins fer hats or was is penguins wearing mooses ? Arrrrrrrr that Jack, wonder how his brain works ! "
He turns around and call fer Fido " Fido go down and toss one o' the crew up in the air, if he lands on his head we'll head south, north if he lands on the ass, west if left side and east if right ! "
Fido tosses a sailor " North herr Kapitän ! " Hermann sayz
" Aye saw it..... Fido next time we'll have to set course, ye have ta use a little more power, he didn't even pass the crownest ! ...... Hermann, North ! " " Jawohl herr Kapitän ! "
Our hero's heads north, and Jack tu .........
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Post by Redneck Jack on Dec 1, 2006 18:49:10 GMT -5
Jack stood at the helm of the Double Cross...........He held his brain in his hand and as he shook it he was heard to say, "I wonder how this thing works."
Getting no signs of life out of it he shoved his brain back inside his head through his one good ear.
Shank intrupted Panama's do it your self medical examine when he shouted "The Blitz has turned north cap'n..........What should we do......?
Panama scratched ass with his finger. Then after sniffing the same finger he said, "Me finger stinks!"
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Post by von Reinhardt on Dec 3, 2006 1:01:23 GMT -5
As von Reinhardt stood on the bridge o' the proud ship, BLITZ, the cabinboy/girl came up tu him " Capt'n I don't like it, I have a feeling that some thing horrible will happen ! " " So, how horrible ? " Reinhardt asks " Like having ta clean Jacks underwear ? "
" Not that horrible, but look, there is not a seagull in sight, the sea is utterly calm, even though a breeze is blowing....... I don't like it a bit ! "
" Aye I think you are right about that boy/girl, even Fido is restless.
I'm affraid the woodoo lady isn't dun with us yet... I havn't seen any thin' o' Jack fer a while now, and Wolf seems ta have disappeared. But if that woodoo lady want a fight, then we will fight her to the last o' Jacks men . I think I'll go down and get drunk... Hermann take over ! "
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