Post by von Reinhardt on Nov 21, 2006 18:25:43 GMT -5
Arrrrrr seems the cabinboy/girl is no where to fin' ....... But don't panic gentlemen and Jack, I once knew a girl that had a parrot that used ta belong ta a pyrate from Norway, and this pyrates grandmother knew about a man that knew about a swedish chick, that should be enough fer me to read this here map. Let me see, aye this here map is made in Stokholm, and it's drawn by Olle Olleson, son o' ..... Never min' .... Let's see, first we have ta move Stokholm down ta the Carribean, turn the map upside down, and as it is a swedish map the x just mark the area where the treasure is, an' by the way, all measurement is made in swedish woodenshoes size 9½ ...... In that case I'll say, the treaure should be 4711 woodenshoes size 9½ ta starboard from the X, and as it's swedish, I'll think that an X is painted where we have ta dig .
Post by von Reinhardt on Nov 22, 2006 12:29:28 GMT -5
Aye I reconize the way o' writing and the names on it. An' besides, in the left corner there is a Made in Sweden Now we got ta find some one that's walking around in swedish woodenshoes size 9½. That shouldn't be tu hard ;D
Post by von Reinhardt on Nov 23, 2006 18:15:49 GMT -5
Let's just cast o' and see if we can fin' this treasureisland, first. I'm sure we will fin' a solution later . Let me see, we put Stokholm here, Reinhardt points in the midle o' no where on the map, and then, he continues, we turn the map upside down, and take the distance from Stokholm ta Tromsö, and divide it with the average hatsize o' a swede, multiply it with the ammount o' penguins in the Caribbean, then gentlemen, and Jack, this is where the treasure is, Reinhardt points at anothe blank spot on the map, looks at Wolf and Jack with a greedy grin " Let's cast o' ! "
Post by Captain Wolfe on Nov 28, 2006 18:12:38 GMT -5
Arrr, cuz we all know tha' Badgers butt fur stands up straigheter than Racoons rectal hairs. Now if'n it be Badger butt then we needs ta set course 7 degrees southwest of the original blank spot VR set fer us...
Post by von Reinhardt on Nov 30, 2006 16:17:45 GMT -5
The BLITZ was heading fer open sea, with all sails set, and the tablecloth tu. Reinhardt was standing on the bridge, thinking on Jacks last remark " Mooses wearing penguins fer hats or was is penguins wearing mooses ? Arrrrrrrr that Jack, wonder how his brain works ! " He turns around and call fer Fido " Fido go down and toss one o' the crew up in the air, if he lands on his head we'll head south, north if he lands on the ass, west if left side and east if right ! " Fido tosses a sailor " North herr Kapitän ! " Hermann sayz " Aye saw it..... Fido next time we'll have to set course, ye have ta use a little more power, he didn't even pass the crownest ! ...... Hermann, North ! " " Jawohl herr Kapitän ! " Our hero's heads north, and Jack tu .........
Post by von Reinhardt on Dec 3, 2006 1:01:23 GMT -5
As von Reinhardt stood on the bridge o' the proud ship, BLITZ, the cabinboy/girl came up tu him " Capt'n I don't like it, I have a feeling that some thing horrible will happen ! " " So, how horrible ? " Reinhardt asks " Like having ta clean Jacks underwear ? " " Not that horrible, but look, there is not a seagull in sight, the sea is utterly calm, even though a breeze is blowing....... I don't like it a bit ! " " Aye I think you are right about that boy/girl, even Fido is restless. I'm affraid the woodoo lady isn't dun with us yet... I havn't seen any thin' o' Jack fer a while now, and Wolf seems ta have disappeared. But if that woodoo lady want a fight, then we will fight her to the last o' Jacks men . I think I'll go down and get drunk... Hermann take over ! "