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Post by Redneck Jack on Nov 15, 2006 9:19:08 GMT -5
Panama leaned back on his chair, looked around the room and said, "Wolf........N VR it 'as bean a long time since we 'ave bean tew sea tagether what say we take off n raid a nearby island er tew.........."
"Nothing tew far away, mind ya. Somethin'' within line of sight of our own harbor 'ere."
"Since VR gets us bloody well lost every time he gets past the break water.............."
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Post by von Reinhardt on Nov 15, 2006 13:04:31 GMT -5
As far as I remember, it was yer naviguze, navagit, navagu, arrrrrr pilot that was leading us ta, I don't know where, but I know that penguins dosn't fly around the crownest in the southseas  Next time I think Wolf should lead, can't be worse ! |
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Post by Redneck Jack on Nov 15, 2006 13:55:24 GMT -5
Aye I vote fer tha' since we be a democraptic society 'ere.
Wolf get your sorry arse over 'ere n plot a course fer our raid.....
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Post by von Reinhardt on Nov 15, 2006 14:00:26 GMT -5
As Jack turned around ta look fer Wolf, Reinhardt kick'd Jacks sheep in the ass ;D
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Post by Redneck Jack on Nov 15, 2006 16:10:24 GMT -5
The sheep spread her ass cheeks and trapped Von Reinhardt's foot in her ass....
She gave a twist like a pole dancer and pulled Von Reinhardt off of his chair.......
Panama turned and smiled........ ;D ;D
Get off the floor ya bloke I just cleaned it know your wig is going ta muck it all up.........
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Post by Captain Wolfe on Nov 16, 2006 21:30:03 GMT -5
"Wha' the bloody hell is all tha' racket in here?!?!?" Wolfe demanded as he roused himself from his druken slumber under the table. "An' who the blazes sez I hafta lead the next expidite, expedia, expotantial.....trip ta find treasure? Hell I can barely find me own arse wit' both hands. But if'n it's an adventure ye want, then by Neptunes Nipples it's an adventure ye'll have!!!"
Wolfe stumbles to the table that Panama and VR are at and throws a ragged parchment down. Looking around to make sure no one else is paying attention, other than Jacks skeep, he says "It just so happens tha' I have in me very own possession this 'ere map to ol' Cap'n Richard Johnsons Treasure. Ye remembers ol' Big Dick Johnson, don' ye?? After he got himself strung up by those filthy Brits, 'is first mate snuck off wit' the map. Now, how I came about it is in strict confidence, but I can say that it involved three Jamaican hookers, a jar of pickles and nine gallons of cooking lard. It took six strong men to pull the..........VR! Tell yer zombie ta go fornicate with one o' Jacks sheep an' quit peekin' at the map! Now where was I? Oh yeah, six men, the pickles and the lard....Oh well, never mind, we has the map and thar's treasure ta be had mates! Only problem is Big Dick weren't much of a navig, nazgul, nambu....pilot. He got his bearings backwards, each an' every one o' them. So, ta find the treasure we needs a pilot that be dyslexic! Now who knows where ta find a dyslexic pilot?"
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Post by Redneck Jack on Nov 17, 2006 1:50:42 GMT -5
Aye do....I got a gunners mate named Bob he says he can read 'is name from either end.......
I don't think he can though but he claims that he can see's it both ways.............I think it's just a magic trick er somethin.
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Post by von Reinhardt on Nov 17, 2006 9:55:08 GMT -5
Well first o' all, I knew this guy, an' his name wasn't Johnson, he just called him self that, he name was Jönson, and he was a bloody swede, I guess that's the reason fer this map ta look so strange. Now I just happen ta know that me cabinboy/girl is able ta speak that funny lingo, and just maybe able ta read this map.
Fido, go fetch the cabinboy/girl !
Now as the cabinboy/girl is mine, I just have ta demand a bigger share o' this. Instead o' we all get 50%, I demand ta get 35%, it's take it or leave it ! What ye say brothers ?
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Post by Captain Wolfe on Nov 17, 2006 21:11:13 GMT -5
So now, let me get this straight, mate. Ye'll get 35% of the 50% we each would be gettin'? Ok, so tha' means 50 minus 35, carry the two and I before E except after C. So tha' means Me an' Jack hafta split the remaining 12%. *Whispers to Jack* The bloody fool don' know he's bein' ripped off, heheheh.
I accept yer proposal mate, but on just one condition. Ye'll hafta prove yer cabinboy/girl is really dyslexic. Now, bein' as I'm a breast man(An' wha' self-respectin' pirate isn't?) an' I'm sure yer cabinboy/girl has got boobs, then we'll write out the word boob backwards on a sheet o' paper. If'n he/she can read it, then fer certain he/she is a dyslexic. Tha' sound right ta you, Jack?
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Post by Redneck Jack on Nov 17, 2006 21:37:33 GMT -5
Aye the word boob might work but wha' if the paper gets turned upside down n the he/she just see's poop?
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Post by von Reinhardt on Nov 18, 2006 0:17:05 GMT -5
Boobs ? Have ye ever seen me cabinboy/girl ? Never min' that, what's more important I have a feeling ye try ta rip me o' ! 12% and I just gets 35%, that's not gonna happen |
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Post by Captain Wolfe on Nov 19, 2006 20:44:23 GMT -5
Arrr, ya filthy Dane! The map be mine anyways, so I sez I gets ta keep me 12% An' you can have the 35%, er I'l cut it in half ta 74%, take it er leave it.
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Post by Redneck Jack on Nov 19, 2006 23:57:41 GMT -5
Thats a bargin VR i'd take it if'n I were you.........  |
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Post by von Reinhardt on Nov 20, 2006 3:51:29 GMT -5
Allright, I'll take the 35%... But I want Hermann ta count the loot |
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Post by Redneck Jack on Nov 20, 2006 9:42:54 GMT -5
Panama smiles at Wolf and says in whisper, "Now ya got 'im lad. Hermann can only count ta three.........."
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