All hail the future ruler of the universe!

[Cussbeard]

"The Techno Viking doesn't dance to the music,
the music dances to the Techno Viking"

Techno Viking is the future ruler of the universe. Some people will try to tell you that he is a just a German shopkeep named Hans Shlepkopper, but this is obviously a lie. His story begins in old viking times. Techno Viking was born to rave, however there was no techno music back then so he was preserved in ice and mead in what is now known as Germany for future generations to bring to life when music worthy of Techno Viking's awesomeness was invented.

Holy shit, this man is fucking better than you are and he will eat your soul without a single goddamn word of warning and is the only person who can kill Chuck Norris when provoked.

KNEECAM No.1 - the original Technoviking tape f... (40 seconds in) Video from Fuckparade, Germany.

TECHNO VIKING remix 1 Soon will be your all time favorite YouTube vid.
TECHNO VIKING remix 2
Star Wars: Techno Viking remix track 1

Techno Viking was cast as himself, in Beowulf he's that fucking win.

If your put to shame by his pectoral funk, (that's understandable) you can go cover your shameful self with his awesomeness that is Techno Viking's own line of shirts.

[von Reinhardt]

Aye I know him, and the germans share our belief in the gods, even though they can't say Odin, they call him Wotan

But the real Vikings rocks ta Led Zeppelin www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApxnAr6pRt0

Great find Cuss !

Hail Odin, as me cousin the Dancing Dane would say .

[Cussbeard]

Hah yeah that video again. Good stuff mate.

I accidentally doubled up the starwars link with the remix 1 track wrong. It should actually be
Techno Viking Song No. 1 Remixed.

Hail Techno Viking.

[von Reinhardt]

Never mind that, it's good stuff, to watch it twice, don't hurt a bit