Post by Redneck Jack on Oct 10, 2008 11:28:53 GMT -5
Panama and Redneck Jack wish tew announce the spectacular grand opening of the Kopi Luwak Coffee Plantation and Picayune Tobacco Plantation in the fine town of Turpitude.
Prices to members of the pack will vary, depending on how much you are willing to offer in bribes. The highest bidder always gets the best deals.
So make me n offer I can't refuse n if'n I don't like your offer I can always tells ya ta go fornicate yourself n kill ya where ya stand.
Delivery will cost yadouble triple quadruple er a lot more money then it's worth
Were a friendly place n me highly trained staff will be glad ta help ya give us the right price.
So come n enjoy some fresh Cat Shit Coffee or a fine Picayune cigar mildly marinated my intern Monica for at least 20 minutes a day.
Or buy in bulk ta do wha’ ever ya want with it or to it.
Prices to members of the pack will vary, depending on how much you are willing to offer in bribes. The highest bidder always gets the best deals.
So make me n offer I can't refuse n if'n I don't like your offer I can always tells ya ta go fornicate yourself n kill ya where ya stand.
Delivery will cost ya
Were a friendly place n me highly trained staff will be glad ta help ya give us the right price.
So come n enjoy some fresh Cat Shit Coffee or a fine Picayune cigar mildly marinated my intern Monica for at least 20 minutes a day.
Or buy in bulk ta do wha’ ever ya want with it or to it.
