Post by Cussbeard on Nov 2, 2008 7:53:50 GMT -5
Von Reinhardt, who also responds to Fancypants, has gone missing and is wanted.
The last known where-a-bouts of captain Fancypants was seen in a landing party to the shores of the french governed port Puerta de Plata on Friday 31st of October 1728. Tell tale signs are one pair of very fancy pants on said personage. It's unclear what acts of crime took place against the Bermuda Fashion Convention.
The fancy man may or may not be in clothing depending if he is in hiding. Do not approach without a pose of savage monkeys. Do not approach without wearing Fancy Protection Factor 70+ eye wear. Wearing equally or out landishly provocative fancy pants will only aggravate fancy man. Should you neither have either, do not under any circumstances approach with your back to him. If you have seen this fancy man or know of what color his wear-a-bouts, contact your nearest humanitarian aid center.
Information leading to his capture and return to Port Royale for general un-rest will be rewarded.
Should you have further imagery of the fancy man's caper, please disclose here.
The last known where-a-bouts of captain Fancypants was seen in a landing party to the shores of the french governed port Puerta de Plata on Friday 31st of October 1728. Tell tale signs are one pair of very fancy pants on said personage. It's unclear what acts of crime took place against the Bermuda Fashion Convention.
The fancy man may or may not be in clothing depending if he is in hiding. Do not approach without a pose of savage monkeys. Do not approach without wearing Fancy Protection Factor 70+ eye wear. Wearing equally or out landishly provocative fancy pants will only aggravate fancy man. Should you neither have either, do not under any circumstances approach with your back to him. If you have seen this fancy man or know of what color his wear-a-bouts, contact your nearest humanitarian aid center.
Information leading to his capture and return to Port Royale for general un-rest will be rewarded.
Should you have further imagery of the fancy man's caper, please disclose here.
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