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Post by von Reinhardt on Nov 14, 2006 23:41:52 GMT -5
Where is that lazy keeper ?
Fido go out in the kitchen and fetch me a cup o' tea !
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Post by Redneck Jack on Nov 15, 2006 1:21:20 GMT -5
 Ya keep your filthy walking dead out of me kitchen we got health rules around 'ere.........
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Post by von Reinhardt on Nov 15, 2006 12:59:59 GMT -5
Arrrrr there ye are, ye filthy lazy pyrate person, leave me Ghoul be an' just brew some 3 'o clock tea fer me in a hurry, or I'll start taxin' ye fer all those illegale sheeps ye have importe' ta this harbor here....
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Post by Redneck Jack on Nov 15, 2006 13:14:53 GMT -5
Me sheeps ain't any more illegal then all that filthy fido creature of yours...............
I ought tax ya fer robbin a grave site.
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Post by von Reinhardt on Nov 15, 2006 13:23:15 GMT -5
He's more fresh than that ye call steak, and have the guts ta demand Doubloons fer ...
But now I see it as me duty as Minister o' Injustice ta check yer staff o' black sheeps fer illegale immigrants. By the way, Monica dosn't sound like a pyrate name, just where did ye get her ?
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Post by Redneck Jack on Nov 15, 2006 13:51:55 GMT -5
Black sheeps?? You'll ney be usin' racial slurs in this fine establishment..........
N Monica makes a fine cigar holder er i mean pirate wench. N where I gots 'er is none your never mind.....I didn't ask ya where ya dug your ghouly friend up now did I?
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Post by von Reinhardt on Nov 15, 2006 13:57:58 GMT -5
Allright, fer 4 Doubloons an' 5 pieces o' eight I'll ferget this matter  |
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Post by Redneck Jack on Nov 15, 2006 14:01:09 GMT -5
That be a crock of squid shite offer if'n I ever heard one........ You'll take fifteen doubloons n twenty pieces of eight n not a schilling less..... |
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Post by von Reinhardt on Nov 15, 2006 15:30:00 GMT -5
Allright I'll settle with that, if ye trow in a dancing duck tu !
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Post by Redneck Jack on Nov 15, 2006 15:58:16 GMT -5
Now your getting greedy ya filthy pirate.......... I got a turkey that can trot er a chicken tha' can cha cha........... But i'll not give ya me dancin' duck |
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Post by von Reinhardt on Nov 15, 2006 17:05:47 GMT -5
Allright I'll take the turkey, but I want ta have the singin' goat and 3 tapdancing goldfish tu, and if ye please would wrap it in as a gift, I like surprizes  |
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Post by Redneck Jack on Nov 15, 2006 17:50:27 GMT -5
My gold fish are out of key right now, you can tune a piano but ya can't tuna fish............. And my turkey don't know how to rap it can only break dance. I will let ya have the goat though............He sings opera. In a voice like Tiny Tim. You know tha' tip toe through your two lips guy er what ever he was.......  |
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Post by von Reinhardt on Nov 17, 2006 10:00:09 GMT -5
ye drive a hard bargain here, allright 1 singing goat, a penguin on rollerskate, and 10 Doubloons, that be me last word |
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Post by Redneck Jack on Nov 17, 2006 15:11:35 GMT -5
Sorry the goat caught the clap n it can't sing righ' now.........I do 'ave a Wombat tha' can hum Yank My Doddle it's a Dandy........ The Penguin on a skate board is out I only got one tha' knows how ta cross country ski........ I can give ya a Unicorn on a Unicycle n 50 gold soverign........ Take it er bloody leave it............. |
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Post by von Reinhardt on Nov 17, 2006 17:31:19 GMT -5
Allright, but I want not less than 35 o' the gold coins, don't think ye can get away with just giving me 50, I can count, ye bloody pyrate !
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Ya keep your filthy walking dead out of me kitchen we got health rules around 'ere.........
